Ever since a main thoroughfare in our town has been under construction, I've found it
incredibly easy to get to work. My driving time has been cut in half because no one uses Washington Avenue any more. Which gives me the time to stop at Starbucks for a tall coffee of the day with cream. Yum.
Tuesday is garbage day in this particular part of town, and I was caught behind the garbage truck driven by Idiot #1, and a Lexus driven by Idiot #2. The garbage truck stopped at every single house down the road pulling just far enough away from the kerb so as to be blocking our lane. Almost completely.
I patiently followed the Lexus who followed the garbage truck sipping on my coffee and trying to stay cool. "Surely," I thought to myself, "the Lexus will find an opportunity to slip past the truck so we can get where we're going before I have to stop at a
McDonald's for lunch."
Alas, no.
The truck stopped. The Lexus stopped. I stopped. The eight thousand cars that were now lined up behind me stopped. And so, it seemed, the pattern would continue indefinitely. Finally, I tapped on my horn.
I ate horn blowers. I think they're rude, and
obnoxious, and self centered. But, we had been there the better part of fifteen minutes. So, I tapped again, a bit more strongly.
The Lexus finally pulled around the garbage truck, and as it did I noticed something drop to the ground. "Damn!" I thought, "the garbage man is throwing stuff at us now!"
Nope. It was the side mirror on the Lexus.
Shorn clean off, and laying beside the garbage truck, while the Lexus pulls over.
What was I to do? Should I leap out and try to reattach the side mirror? Should I shout apologies on my way past? Should I stick with the Lexus owner, who surely felt as cross at me as the garbage truck? It was a huge
dilemma.
But, I was already late for work by now, and so, I drove on. Feeling guilty all day, even now as I write this post.
Sorry, Lexus driver. Sorry, mirror. Sorry, stupid garbage truck in
every one's way.